Friday, 13 July 2012

Live life
the “Student” Way … !
1- SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes.
2- SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different ways.
3- PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions
4- EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied.
5- MULTI TASKING: playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.
6- ART : beautiful art on the last page of note book.
7- SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva.
8- CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
9- VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
10- STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour.
11- PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits.
12- HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top!
13- TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation!
Priya Kushwaha, 2008 batch

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